Let Me Wrap This Gift For You....

Christmas is less than two weeks away. I've done most of my shopping. Still have to
buy gifts for my parole officers in three states. Long story. It started with an offer to join Lori Morgan's tour for a few days. It's the time of year to give out some Christmas gifts...and to think about Christmas gifts I would love to give. So, without further ado...

To Nick Saban-Two recruiting classes of hard-nosed kids who actually want to play hard and prepare to win.

Tommy Tuberville-Nothing. What does he possibly need? His team was slightly better than average, but he beat Alabama for the sixth year in a row so he got a $200,000 raise and a contract extension.

(How many games does an Alabama or Auburn coach have to win to keep his job?
The answer is one.)

WHNT News Anchor Steve Johnson-Everyone drive 55 miles an hour on the interstate and not on Governors and California so he runs out of Driving You Crazy stories.

Alabama Drivers-Blinkers and the knowledge of how to use the damn things.

WHNT News Anchor Lisa Washington-Prada, Kate Spade, Coach, Ferragamo, Dooney & Burke,
Versace....

WHNT Chief Meterologist Dan Satterfield-Feeling back in his fingertips after a trip to the magnetic North Pole.

Local politicians attempting to pass anti-illegal immigrant resolutions-Insight to know voters aren't stupid. Voters know it's about posturing for the next step on your political ladder.

Madison Mayor Sandy Kirkindall-A big time upscale shopping district and an exit off of I-565 right to it. Someone once told me that Madison wasn't big enough to have another exit.
Hmm..... Falkville, Hartselle, Lacon, Hayden, Elkmont, and Verbena?

Huntsville Mayor Loretta Spencer-Nothing at all. Well....maybe a card.
Loretta Spencer is mayor-for-life. I'm not sure I could get her anything. It's an amazing accomplishment this day and time when you create a scenario in which you are unbeatable as a politician.
She is just that....unbeatable.

Faye Dyer and Glenn Watson-The number for Home Box Office. The race for this commission seat ought to be on Pay-Per-View.

WHNT News Anchor Jerry Hayes-The home phone number for Sara Evans and the name of the store where Sara buys her winter red nail polish for those perfect little toes.

WHNT News Anchor Elise Morgan-A PhD in "food label reading." I've never worked with anyone who knows what carrageenan, polydextrose, thiamine hydrochloride, papain, rennet, chymosin, and monocalcium phosphate is.

Led Zeppelin-My humble thanks. Now, how about a tour....


Will add to this as time permits...will add yours as well...just post them below.